Friday, April 8, 2011


I’m feeling both very random and utterly unmotivated, so here’s my bizarre take on the news that more dolphins are washing up on shore in the Gulf Coast.

In case you’re not familiar:

‘Since February 2010 to April 2011, 406 dolphins were found either stranded or reported dead offshore.’

As stolen from  But a la Clue, this is what really happened (this is how I imagine it):

Dr. Blowwhole, the arch-nemesis of Skipper, of the Penguins of Madagascar, has amassed a great dolphin army, but those recruits that do not toe the line are being made examples, by mysteriously being sent out of the water and onto dry land, like that one episode of the Simspsons Tree house of Horror.  I tried to find a video, but it looks like they've been pulled from YouTube.

This amusement was also brought to you by my unmitigated disdain for dolphins.


  1. mhem mhem, seems plausible. i hope skipper is on it!

  2. what's weird is I'm using dolphin post its on my desk too! freaky...